i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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