I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Randomize
