so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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