what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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