She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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