Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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