well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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