I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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