There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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