Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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