i don't like sucking hair
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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