There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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