hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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