Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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