what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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