i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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