Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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