I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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