You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
