That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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