My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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