Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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