no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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