My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Watching her eat just hurts me
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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