Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
wow bdsm is so cute
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