After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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