I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
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