so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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