just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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