dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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