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i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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