I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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