Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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