I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
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