Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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