Im at strip club and am horny
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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