I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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