This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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