Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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