I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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