I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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