you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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