i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I think people are normalizing furries
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Randomize
