But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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