how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
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