I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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