I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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