I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Don't tell me you're on acid again
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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