operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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