This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i think my mom watched the whole time
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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